Israel Calls for Military Strikes Against Lebanese Women After George Clooney Proposed to Amal Alamuddin

Israel Calls for Military Strikes Against Lebanese Women After George Clooney Proposed to Amal Alamuddin
Wed 30-04-2014

Groups across Israel were this morning calling for international condemnation and possible military action against hot Lebanese women following reports that George Clooney had proposed to his girlfriend Amal Alamuddin.

George Clooney, who only last year claimed to have had no marriage aspirations, has been showing off an engagement ring with the Beirut-born barrister over the weekend, provoking a wave of anger from fans across Israel.

"We cannot allow the world to sit idly by in the face of this unprovoked act of terror," said Lydia Cohen of the Tel Aviv George Clooney Appreciation Society.

Cohen, echoing a call being heard across Israel, is now urging for military strikes against all attractive single Lebanese women to prevent such a situation from arising again.

"These terror cells need to be dealt with swiftly before they have time to ensnare more Hollywood heartthrobs," she added.

Meanwhile, many groups expressed concern that Clooney, already considered to harbor liberal views, will have been corrupted further by Amal Alamuddin, who will likely seek to influence the Confessions of a Dangerous Mind actor’s future cinematic choices.

"I mean, she’s a human rights lawyer, for god’s sake," said Hayley Azgad, founder of the IDF Women Totes Adorbs Clooney Facebook page, which currently boasts over 5,300 followers.

"Clearly she’s already been feeding poor George lies and we’re no doubt going to be seeing him suddenly involved in a load of bleeding heart nonsense about settlements, injustice or other pro-Palestinian mumbo-jumbo. The great anti-Semitic takeover of Hollywood has begun."

Source: The Pan Arabia Enquirer