Russian Man Marries Pizza

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Russian Man Marries Pizza
Thu 19-11-2015

A 22-year-old Russian man, got married to a pizza!

The ceremony took place in a pizzeria in the city of Tomsk, in Russia.

The bride was thin and crispy and wore a veil.  The former-bachelor says he decided to commit to his favorite fast food after getting bored of the single life.

"Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing," he said.

Pizza, on the other hand, "would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it."

Russian authorities, however, refused to officially register the marriage and a church also turned the newlyweds down.

So, in the end, the ceremony took place in a local pizzeria with the chefs and managers as witnesses. The restaurant even presented them with a non-official but very smart wedding certificate on a clipboard.